Confer.
If you put Dave Winer and Joe Clark into a room together, the universe will explode.
Anonymous
Crying doesn’t indicate that you’re weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you’re alive.
papertissue
I first have to pay someone to map the chili genome. I am sorely disappointed by modern technology.
Helena Echlin
I used to eat Mexican food back when I was a homeless rodeo clown but not any more. Now I am a world class magician !
FPM
When the world ends, the only things left will be cockroaches, rats, Keith Richards, and mangled text that has been escaped one-too-many or one-too-few times.
Dave Walker
You want to hear the Word of the Lord, you’ve got to pay! And I don’t mean that jigglin’ money, I mean that foldin’ money!
Warren Hern

